愚人節(jié)整人方法初中

愚人節(jié)整人方法初中

According to western date of April 1 each year is April Fool's Day, April Fool's Day is to focus on the so-called fools get the meaning, of course, now the whole people is not all fools, just willing this day a joke between us. In fact, the whole look can actually think is a very interesting thing, so we do not because the whole of which was on April Fool's friends and go to war.

按照西方日期計(jì)算每年的四月一日是愚人節(jié)，所謂的愚人節(jié)就是抓弄愚人的意思，當(dāng)然現(xiàn)在被整的人也不全是愚人，大家之間只是愿意在這一天開個(gè)玩笑而已。其實(shí)倒是覺得能被整一下是一件很有意思的事情，因此大家千萬不要因?yàn)樵谟奕斯?jié)被整了而和朋友大動(dòng)干戈。

I believe everyone has a whole person approach, so before April Fool's Day on the network made a post, users are given a lot of whole person approach, twenty whole person approach the final vote to elect the most powerful, here the sun came out and we share.

相信每個(gè)人都有一套整人的方法，因此在愚人節(jié)之前在網(wǎng)絡(luò)上發(fā)了一個(gè)帖子，網(wǎng)友們給出了不少的整人方法，最后票選出最具威力的二十個(gè)整人方法，在此曬出來和大家一同分享。

Twenty-bit:

After entering the company, everyone pretending like pain, said the company layoffs. Now look at what your colleagues face?

第二十位：

進(jìn)入公司后，所有人故作痛苦樣子，說公司要裁員�？纯船F(xiàn)在你的同事是什么表情?

19th:

Call your friend first tie a horse, good posture, his mouth sheets of paper, note that this is exercise our posture before, then you take him from the room changed to another room, everything is ready, you can very frustrating to say the sentence: "!. drastic change Well I was not living, but living stool is so"

第十九位：

叫你的朋友先扎個(gè)馬步，姿勢要正確，嘴里叼張白紙，注意這是發(fā)功前的姿勢，接著你要把他從這個(gè)房間變到另一房間，一切準(zhǔn)備就緒，你可以很無奈的說上這么一句話：“大變活人嘛!我是不會(huì)了，不過活人大便就是這樣�！�

Eighteenth-bit:

First in the pen on the map, "Balm" and not too much. Then go to one person: Please help me write XX words, I forgot how to write. After he finished with this pen, hand a few fingers naturally Fengyoujing it. Then pretend to care, said: ah! Your right there is a great piece of gum eyes ah. He used his right hand to rub the eye naturally, then ...... a little hard to rub in the right eye when he said he left there gum

第十八位：

先在鋼筆上圖上“風(fēng)油精”，不要太多。然后去給一個(gè)人：請(qǐng)幫我寫個(gè)XX字，我忘了怎么寫了。他用此鋼筆寫完后，右手幾根手指自然就有風(fēng)油精了。然后假裝關(guān)心的說：啊!你的右眼里有很大一塊眼屎啊。他自然用右手去揉右眼，然后... ...要狠一點(diǎn)就在他揉右眼時(shí)說他左眼也有眼屎.

Seventeenth:

If you are going to night classes or working at night, two people went to the middle of the night high floor, leaving the later the better, and to wait for the elevator, the elevator door until there are only one or two people, when, just as your friend said: "wow, elevator so crowded, we still walk it. "estimate people inside the elevator might be scared face was turning blue, and if a friend plus a" yes ah, too crowded, "the effect will be doubled.

第十七位：

如果是晚自習(xí)或者上晚班，兩個(gè)人晚上去中間偏高的樓層，越晚離開越好，并且要等電梯，等到電梯開門里面只有一兩個(gè)人的時(shí)候，就和你朋友說：“哇，電梯這么擠，我們還是走路吧。”估計(jì)電梯里面的人可能會(huì)被嚇的臉都變青了，如果朋友再加一句“是啊，太擠了”，效果會(huì)加倍。

Sixteenth:

Attached to everyone in the classroom shouted three times in English! ! peace war found (I put the fart)!

第十六位：

在教室里對(duì)大家連著大喊三聲英文!!peace　war　 found (屁是我放的) !

Fifteenth place:

When you are a person lonely emptiness, pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a small knife it, cut it, cut it, and you will be able to vent their loud roar first: I kill pen, pen to kill me, I kill a pen!

第十五位：

當(dāng)你一個(gè)人空虛寂寞時(shí)，鉛筆也許是你最好的玩物。你可以用小刀割它，削它，砍它，同時(shí)你便可以發(fā)泄自己，高聲吼首：我殺筆，我殺筆，我殺筆了!

Fourteenth place:

With sunglasses, holding a stick lit road, pretending to be blind to the beauty coming towards collision, hey hey ...... Tips: Be sure to dress like, or you will be difficult to end.

第十四位：

帶著墨鏡，拿著一根棍子點(diǎn)著路，假裝成盲人，向迎面走來的美女撞去，嘿嘿嘿嘿......友情提示：一定要裝的像，否則你會(huì)很難收?qǐng)觥?/p>

Thirteenth place:

To play people as early as possible ready reserve, weekdays prepare some world-class brand handbags, boxes, etc. (there is a real better), then considered quasi shopaholic good support often sit back and wait out the time and place, but inadvertently left escapement with adidas, nike , leaving the right hand ELLE, then took three SPRIT loaded body after look, after greeting Dakan what luck today, these stores play two fold fold, and then describe some Tuomohengfei, doors do not have to squeeze rotten after hurried farewell to the class and did not tell him to put himself back to buying stuff ......

第十三位：

要耍人趁早作好后備，平日多準(zhǔn)備些世界級(jí)名牌的手袋，盒子等(有實(shí)物更好)，然后算準(zhǔn)購物狂好支常出的時(shí)間地點(diǎn)守株待兔，同時(shí)不經(jīng)意的左手擒著 adidas, nike，右手挎著ELLE，再拿著三SPRIT裝體經(jīng)過的樣子，寒暄之后大侃今日何等運(yùn)氣，這些專賣店打二折三折，再唾沫橫飛地描述一番，門都要擠爛了再不去沒有之類的后急匆匆地告別并告訴他自己回去放東西去搶購……

Twelfth place:

There is no love around you Zhanxiaopianyi people, you can put a cigarette out tobacco careful, be careful not to break the cigarette paper, then put pepper at the end, put on tobacco collated in a he often went to the place not to let him take control him, you will be spectacular after burning it.

第十二位：

你的周圍有沒有愛占小便宜的人，你可以把一只香煙的煙絲小心的拿出，注意不要把煙紙弄壞，再把辣椒末放入，再放上煙絲整理好，放在一個(gè)他經(jīng)常去的地方讓他自己拿不要管他，燃后你就看好戲吧。

Eleventh:

I want to use the lovely vegetable garlic, green onions, onions, carrots, etc. made a bouquet gave a cute little boy. Sprinkle a little juice in the best stinky bouquet above. Of course, by a professional lady have sent flowers very formal effect. I would also like to do a big bouquet with bean curd skin greeting cards, top with sauce write my heartfelt greetings.

第十一位：

我想用大蒜、大蔥、洋蔥、胡蘿卜等可愛的蔬菜做成一個(gè)花束送給一個(gè)可愛的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一點(diǎn)臭豆腐汁。當(dāng)然要由專業(yè)的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我還要一張大大的豆腐皮做花束附帶的賀卡，上面用醬油寫上我衷心的問候。

Tenth:

I gave the boy sleeping in the dormitory of a trick: the boy fell asleep after the other, in their sole lightly coated with a little toothpaste, and then a light wind blowing, you will receive unexpected results. However, if they hit you, you do not find me afterwards, oh! Friendly reminder: Non-Friends Do not imitate!

第十位：

我給在宿舍睡覺的男孩出一招：在其他男孩睡著了以后，在他們的腳底心輕輕的涂一點(diǎn)牙膏，再用輕風(fēng)吹一吹，會(huì)收到意想不到的結(jié)果。不過他們要是打你，你可不要找我算帳哦!友情提醒：非好友不要模仿!

Ninth place:

Take flavored pork, mapo tofu paste or use bottled vegetable stir rice pudding. To bars and other public places, drinking rice pudding drink in the classroom, a person pretending to numerous liquor like vomiting, homeopathy will pour vegetable paste, others quickly pulled out a spoon Mengchi and for enjoyment shape. Bystanders absolutely vomiting.

第九位：

取魚香肉絲、麻婆豆腐等糊狀菜攪拌裝瓶或直接使用八寶粥。到酒吧等公共場合，喝八寶粥的請(qǐng)?jiān)?

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